So I have eaten about 80 corn tortillas since I have been in Phoenix. All I eat are tacos, at home and away. They are the perfect food, no utensils necessary, easy to make, cheap, filling, nutritious. What else do you want, huh? That's what I thought!

Then I kicked my own ass for being such a pussy and drove 32 hours straight till I got to Northern Idaho and then I done ate myself a real mans meal. 16,000 calories in one meal makes my wrangler ass look even sweeter ladies!!!(email me for pics) Besides a hard day of ranchin steed will take a toll on a man's health! Need me some bacon, at least a half a pound! I know your thinking that I will never be able to hit the latrine again after three feet of pancakes clog it up down there, but that's what the 30 keystone lights during the softball game are for. Did I say softball? I meant shooting road signs, burns more calories and if your lucky you can shoot real Californians movin up to Idaho, ssssoooooooweeeeeet! I have'nt had a sweeter day than this since the Packers won the world series back in 1969. That's right the Packers were so good at football they had to move onto another sport, baseball. I almost cryed myself to sleep, it was even sweeter than the time I found ten bucks and an un-opened bud light in my underwear!

Dj Idaho Kuts

So I just finished, for the most part, the first song I have made since the scuzz life remix about 2 months ago. This one is probably only going to be an instrumental cause it is about 132 beats per minute. Thats Dancy! But that is what I always do and the Gold Fronts rap on it even if it is borderline techno. It's not very criminal mass style though. Anyway the song is called "Renix Arizada" because it represents me and where I am now in my life. Reno, Phoenix, Nevada and Arizona, sorry Idaho. I plan on doing a whole instrumental album while I'm down here, and I can learn to mix it all legit styles. Hopefully it will become an actually album on a label someday...I'm hoping.















Starbucks and their blatant disregard for resource management.
They are not the only one's who send water mist into the hot Phoenix climate. You thought car emissions were changing the climate, well think again, it's actually starbucks and those dummy sciene people need to hush up about it "getting hotter" with, "Global Waming." If every starbucks installed the misters like they have here we could cool the planet down into an iceage tomorrow! You know how San Francisco gave the whole city, "Wireless Internet" for free, well I heard a rumor that starbucks is going to start misting with espresso. We are all going to be cracked out on coffee 24/7 at only the cost of our minds and bodies, but who cares about that stuff anyway. Gimme a god damn Coffee mother f-er! <----Censored by the NAANBA.














Construction Cone got lonely while I was taking photos downtown so he decided to do a little window shopping. Is'nt he just so cute, he wants to be human so bad. Yet he can't, cause if he were human he would be too simple and when the complexities of modern day life confronted him he would make a sad emo face and not deal with it. I always threatin him by saying I will put gears on him and that hushes him right up, and then I let him sleep in my bed. (I'm such a sucker.) His new favorite song is, "Simple Man" by the Grouch.


Tk
Out

I recieved the sweetest yelling of my life riding by SAE at ASU, "Yeah get em Lance, Get em Armstrong!" Man you gotta love gettin yelled at on your bike!

Eldorado Skate Park, Thats Right TK went shreddin for once! And I was probably the only one above 16 at this park and they all ripped way harder than I ever will!

It's so hot in Phoenix that the sky turns red at night. Truly, it has not been that hot here (watch just for saying that my shoes are gona melt to the pavement tomorrow.) Anyway just chillin here, I showed one girl the house today she seems cool and I hope she moves in. No one else is really hollaring at me though. Who doesn't wanna live with TK?

















If Mexico and China were to get into a war and one of the two colonized the other there new food would look something like this. I would eat it, and in fact I did. I bet Nail Oner could eat the whole pan to his dome. I am super excited for the new GF video and I know I will piss myself when I see it. Damn you fools are dope I miss you. I need to get the turn tables set up and start on some new beats so I'm out for now. If you have'nt noticed I've moved from space to blogging, it's the computer nerd at heart that links me to all this shit.

TK

AREA 501
So today I went and checked out the Conservatory (where I am going to school). It is super raditastically sweet. They got all sorts of super high-tek shit. I got the tour and the basic feel for the place. I am going to be turbo kuts when I'm done at this school, serious shit is going on.

Other than that this is a rundown nightclub that I pass by on my way toward Tempe. It looks like it used to be super bangin, but now it seems as though it's just getting slayed by palm trees and those damn taggers. I ride through the parking lot of this building everday cause it's a sweet shortcut, and I can avoid some not so friendly 3 lane roads.

I am suprised that no one is really squating this place. It never gets cold enough at nights to be uncomfortable and it looks like it has a sweet patio area. Maybe there is some margarita resign left on the floors that could be salvaged. Well, after the nuclear war hits and in the nuclear winter you can find me at this place with lots of tacos, sweet rice, and ak-47's.

It will be labeled appropriatley "TK's 47th Street Palace and Bunker." Yes of course there will be a endless supply of pabst because I will drain the nearby Tempe Town Lake and fill it with PBR.

Other than that I made some sweet rice. It was pretty easy just cook some white rice. Then when it's done throw it in a pan with a can of coconut milk, a shit-ton of healthy white sugar, and some mango chunks. Pretty easy and somewhat healthy (I guess), the more sugar the better it tastes! Plenty of carbs and carbs! Sorry weight watchers this is probably a point expenditure thats not worth it. Vegan friendly and delicious you can even grill it on your George Forman Grill! Hella cheap too!

See Ya Later,
TK

Tempe
This is the view going over the Tempe lake or pond, not sure to what it actually is yet but I ride over it everday to get from my house to ASU and downtown Tempe. I have not pee'd in it yet though. I'm sure one wasted night in Tempe should solve that. I hope the footbridge is not upset that I have found something else to pee off of. Someone slay a car for TK, come on.

The roommate search is still on for Tight Kuts, but it is looking a little better now. School starts on monday and I am juiced like a bunch of carrots through Tallcan's juiceman junior 2 on a hungover sunday trying to cure that gnarly head ringing hangover. I basically ride construction cone around all day and chill in dowtown Tempe. Man my calfs are gona look sooooooo gooooodaaaa on top of that BBQ pizza. Downtown Tempe is cool to ride in, but everywhere else I am Dj Ridin Dirty on The Sidewalkuts. I still manage to make it to FOOD CITY daily to pick up the cheap produce. Avocados are 2 for a buck, and everything else is hella cheap. I have been sustaining myself with vegan slop tacos, that consist of cold beans(no gas in the house yet) avocado, tortilla, onion, cilantro, and of course tapatio. The only thing in food city that costs more than 2 dollars are the tallcan's. But it's cool cuz beer gives you vitamin pee...I know trud will like that one!
Dj Radish Kuts Fuck Gold Fronts when you got an Avocado Grill!

TK